"Medieval mayhem meets top-down GTA nostalgia."
スナップショット
Updates & Events
[Upcoming] Rustler - Grand Theft Horse - Free on Epic Games
2026年1月22日
Become a medieval thug in a crazy open-world action game, full of pop-culture references. Complete insane quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants, listen to some bard music, and much more! All packed in old-school gameplay style!
概要
Rustler is an open-world, top-down action game that pays homage to classic GTA titles within a historically inaccurate medieval setting. As "The Guy," a lowlife peasant, you'll steal horses, terrorize the nobility, and complete insane quests in a world packed with pop-culture references and anachronistic humor.
ストーリー
You play as an anti-hero named "The Guy," a small-time criminal working for a local mob boss. The narrative follows his absurd attempt to infiltrate high society and win the Grand Tournament to impress a fair maiden, beginning with a hilarious live-action intro that sets the tone for a plot filled with Monty Python-esque satire.
Gameplay
Experience old-school top-down chaos with a mix of melee and ranged combat while navigating a sandbox world. Missions involve stealing horses, evading guards with flashing sirens, and causing general mayhem, utilizing a physics-based engine that prioritizes chaotic fun over precision.
Key Features
- 1Grand Theft Horse: Steal horses, carts, and cows to get around.
- 2Historical Inaccuracy: Police horses with sirens and "No Parking" zones.
- 3Top-Down Combat: Use swords, crossbows, and even poo as weapons.
- 4Bard Radio: Hire a bard to follow you and beatbox the soundtrack.
- 5Absurd Mini-games: Engage in medieval martial arts and horse racing.
- 6Pimp Your Horse: Visit body shops to change your horse's color and lose the heat.
Highlights
Pros & Cons
長所
- +Hilarious premise and setting
- +Nostalgic top-down GTA gameplay
- +Creative medieval twists on modern mechanics
- +Detailed and varied environments
短所
- -Combat mechanics can feel clunky
- -Humor is occasionally forced
- -Checkpoints and save system can be frustrating
Game Ratings
Packed with jokes, references, and visual gags
Perfectly captures the feel of GTA 2
Fun concepts but can feel imprecise and rough
Human-voice sound effects and bard music
Detailed towns, castles, and muddy villages
Who Will Enjoy This?
Lovers of top-down chaos and classic mechanics
Fans of Monty Python and satire
Players who just want to cause medieval havoc
Similar To
Core Gameplay
Grand Theft Auto 2
match
Setting Satire
Kingdom Come: Deliverance
match
Top-Down Action
Hotline Miami
match
💡 Did You Know?
The game features 'police' horses equipped with red and blue flashing lights and sirens.
Characters speak in a 'Sims-like' gibberish that mocks medieval vernacular.
The protagonist is literally named 'The Guy' because his parents were too lazy.
Development included a successful Kickstarter campaign.
You can hire a bard who acts as a living radio, changing tunes on command.
Latest Updates & Events
[Upcoming] Rustler - Grand Theft Horse - Free on Epic Games
Become a medieval thug in a crazy open-world action game, full of pop-culture references. Complete insane quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants, listen to some bard music, and much more! All packed in old-school gameplay style!
“A perfect title... humor covers technical imperfections and I laughed frequently throughout.”— Steam User Review
“Prioritizes humor over mechanical polish, but the premise is decent and environments are well-executed.”— Critical Review
Game Ratings
Packed with jokes, references, and visual gags
Perfectly captures the feel of GTA 2
Fun concepts but can feel imprecise and rough
Human-voice sound effects and bard music
Detailed towns, castles, and muddy villages
Who Will Enjoy This?
Lovers of top-down chaos and classic mechanics
Fans of Monty Python and satire
Players who just want to cause medieval havoc
Similar To
💡 Did You Know?
The game features 'police' horses equipped with red and blue flashing lights and sirens.
Characters speak in a 'Sims-like' gibberish that mocks medieval vernacular.
The protagonist is literally named 'The Guy' because his parents were too lazy.
Development included a successful Kickstarter campaign.
You can hire a bard who acts as a living radio, changing tunes on command.
Latest Updates & Events
[Upcoming] Rustler - Grand Theft Horse - Free on Epic Games
Become a medieval thug in a crazy open-world action game, full of pop-culture references. Complete insane quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants, listen to some bard music, and much more! All packed in old-school gameplay style!
The Bard System
Unlike modern games with car radios, Rustler allows you to hire a personal bard. This NPC follows you around playing lute music and beatboxing. If you get tired of the tune (or the bard), you can punch them to change the 'station' or silence them permanently.
Arsenal of Anarchy
- •Crossbows (Shotgun style)
- •Swords and Spears
- •Scythes
- •Horse Hooves
- •Literal Feces
Game Details
- Developer
- Games Operators S.A.
- Publisher
- Games Operators S.A.
- Platforms
- PC
- Genres
- Action, Adventure +2
- Atmosphere
- whimsical