"Buy low, sell high, and SHORT THAT BABY in a universe of cosmic greed."
Updates & Events
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - 15% OFF on Steam
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is currently featured on the Steam store!
About
Dive into a fast-paced arcade stock market simulator set in the dystopian universe of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. Instead of organs, you are now speculating on an entire universe of alien babies, managing futures based on absurd traits like 'war crimes' or 'drug addiction.' Manage your portfolio across rapid-fire trading days while battling rivals, scammers, and the volatile whims of a cosmic economy.
Story
Set in a far-future dystopia of interstellar body-horror capitalism, the game expands the lore of the Space Warlord universe. As a ruthless trader, you navigate a world where life is a commodity and reputation is power, uncovering a narrative of absurd, unethical sci-fi greed through trading events and market manipulation.
Gameplay
Gameplay is broken into intense, minute-long 'trading days' where speed and pattern recognition are key. Players must read scrolling 'futures' data to predict baby values, decide when to short-sell, and react instantly to client demands and random events. As your reputation grows, you unlock deeper market access and face more chaotic challenges.
Key Features
- 1Dynamic Futures System: Read scrolling text to predict baby traits like war crimes or holiness
- 2Short-Selling Mechanics: Bet against the market to profit from crashing baby values
- 3Reputation Progression: Gain XP to unlock new markets and gameplay depth
- 4Rivals & Scammers: Outsmart AI competitors and avoid fraudulent trades
- 5Weekly Content Drops: A roadmap of free post-launch campaigns and scenarios
- 6Daily Challenge Mode: Test your trading skills against fixed daily scenarios
Highlights
Pros & Cons
Pros
- +Unique, hilarious premise that satirizes capitalism
- +Addictive 'one more turn' arcade loop
- +Strong post-launch support with free content
- +Distinctive visual style and sound design
Cons
- -Niche appeal due to grotesque/dark subject matter
- -Repetitive gameplay loop may not suit everyone
- -Minimalist graphics focus on UI over spectacle
Game Ratings
Peak absurdity and dark satire
Frantic, minute-long trading days
Easy to learn, chaotic to master
Stylized, readable arcade interface
You are short-selling babies (intentionally low)
Who Will Enjoy This?
Lovers of economy sims and number crunching
Fans of Strange Scaffold's unique storytelling
Players who thrive on fast reaction times
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💡 Did You Know?
The developer rallied fans with the cry 'SHORT THAT BABY!' during promotion.
The game is a direct spinoff of a title that once offered a $50 bounty for playing with a Kinect.
Features a trait system where babies can be predicted to commit war crimes.
Strange Scaffold is also known for 'El Paso, Elsewhere' and 'Clickolding'.
Latest Updates & Events
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - 15% OFF on Steam
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is currently featured on the Steam store!
“This game ruined my family. I don't know how to explain it to my newborn.”— Xalavier Nelson Jr., Lead Developer
“One of the best games we've ever made.”— Strange Scaffold
Game Ratings
Peak absurdity and dark satire
Frantic, minute-long trading days
Easy to learn, chaotic to master
Stylized, readable arcade interface
You are short-selling babies (intentionally low)
Who Will Enjoy This?
Lovers of economy sims and number crunching
Fans of Strange Scaffold's unique storytelling
Players who thrive on fast reaction times
Similar To
💡 Did You Know?
The developer rallied fans with the cry 'SHORT THAT BABY!' during promotion.
The game is a direct spinoff of a title that once offered a $50 bounty for playing with a Kinect.
Features a trait system where babies can be predicted to commit war crimes.
Strange Scaffold is also known for 'El Paso, Elsewhere' and 'Clickolding'.
Latest Updates & Events
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - 15% OFF on Steam
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is currently featured on the Steam store!
Timeline
Game Details
- Developer
- Strange Scaffold
- Publisher
- Frosty Pop
- Platforms
- PC
- Genres
- Simulation, Strategy +1
- Atmosphere
- whimsical yet dark and intense