"Toss tools, yeet customers, and snip your way to victory in the wildest salon ever."
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About
Choppy Cuts is a frantic co-op party game that transforms hair styling into a chaotic battlefield of laughter. Up to four players team up to manage a bustling salon, racing against the clock to wash, cut, and style impatient customers using absurd physics that encourage tossing tools and throwing patrons to hit efficiency goals.
Story
While there is no deep lore to uncover, the game is set in a whimsical, slapstick world featuring unique locations like Dusk Tavern, Central Station, and Fon Street. The narrative is purely emergent, defined by the comedic struggles of a team of stylists trying to run a business where 'the customer is always right' usually means they are flying through the air.
Gameplay
Gameplay blends precision simulation with chaotic physics. Players must coordinate a workflow of washing, cutting, drying, and cleaning, often resorting to throwing ('yeeting') customers into chairs or tossing scissors to teammates across the room to save precious seconds.
Key Features
- 11-4 Player Co-op (Local & Online)
- 2Physics-based 'Yeet' Mechanics
- 311 Unique Stylists (e.g., Nicole)
- 450+ Levels across varied locations
- 53-Star Rating System & Hard Modes
- 6Role-specific tasks: Wash, Cut, Clean, Run
- 7Character progression and unlocks
Highlights
Pros & Cons
Pros
- +Hilarious multiplayer fun for parties
- +Accessible but deep mechanics
- +High replayability with star ratings
- +Distinct character abilities add strategy
Cons
- -Can become highly stressful
- -Solo play lacks the chaos of co-op
- -No deep narrative campaign
Game Ratings
Pure mayhem with flying tools and customers
Communication is essential for high scores
Ramps up significantly in later levels
Slapstick physics ensure constant laughs
Colorful, expressive, and optimized for clarity
Who Will Enjoy This?
Thrives on shouting commands and laughing at failures
Obsessed with optimized workflows and 3-star ratings
Enjoys the puzzle of managing multiple tasks alone
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💡 Did You Know?
The game allows you to literally throw lazy customers into chairs to speed up the process.
Features a roster of 11 distinct stylists, allowing players to build a 'dream team'.
Debuted with a popular demo at Steam Next Fest in October 2025.
Levels range from standard salons to wild environments like taverns and train stations.
Latest Updates & Events
Choppy Cuts - 15% OFF on Steam
Choppy Cuts is currently featured on the Steam store!
“An absolute blast for co-op chaos.”— Early Player Feedback
“A very cool little game... stressy but fun.”— YouTube Playthroughs
Game Ratings
Pure mayhem with flying tools and customers
Communication is essential for high scores
Ramps up significantly in later levels
Slapstick physics ensure constant laughs
Colorful, expressive, and optimized for clarity
Who Will Enjoy This?
Thrives on shouting commands and laughing at failures
Obsessed with optimized workflows and 3-star ratings
Enjoys the puzzle of managing multiple tasks alone
Similar To
💡 Did You Know?
The game allows you to literally throw lazy customers into chairs to speed up the process.
Features a roster of 11 distinct stylists, allowing players to build a 'dream team'.
Debuted with a popular demo at Steam Next Fest in October 2025.
Levels range from standard salons to wild environments like taverns and train stations.
Latest Updates & Events
Choppy Cuts - 15% OFF on Steam
Choppy Cuts is currently featured on the Steam store!
Timeline
The Daily Grind
- •💇 Cutting: Precision snipping required
- •🧴 Washing: Scrub away the grime
- •💨 Styling: Blow-dry to perfection
- •🧹 Cleaning: Sweep up the mess or slip!
- •🤸 Yeeting: Throw customers to save time
Game Details
- Developer
- Moco Studios I
- Publisher
- Moco Studios I
- Platforms
- PC
- Genres
- Action, Casual +1
- Atmosphere
- whimsical